He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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