You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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