So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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