Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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