Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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