only if we run a train.
done.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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