You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize
