Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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