it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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