This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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