I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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