So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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