Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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