this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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