I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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