i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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