It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
where are my eyebrows?
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