i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
where are you?
Hypothermia
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
they're like a gay fantastic four
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Randomize
