Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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