the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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