i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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