Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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