what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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