ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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