After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
