Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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