May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
