Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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