Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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