the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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