Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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