My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
