she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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