He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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