i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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