So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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