hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I want to make a zoo with you.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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