I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I came so hard my ears popped.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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