He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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