I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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