i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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