how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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