absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my being single is dangerous.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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