The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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