after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
