I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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