You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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