But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
