Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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