yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
