she looked like the before picture.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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