Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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