i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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