I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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