you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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