So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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